You know every inch of his body by heart, which is great for comfort and terrible for surprise. Pretending you are strangers in a bar brings back that electric first date panic and gets you soaking wet before you even touch. Here are the easy scenarios you need to start right now.
- Time it takes
- Ten minutes
- Best for
- Bored couples
- Props needed
- A cheap wig
- Orgasms
- Guaranteed
01The Bar Stranger
You walk into a local bar or just your living room like you have never laid eyes on each other before. He sits at the table and you approach him with a slow, hungry stare that says you want to ride him before midnight. Drop your usual pet names and talk to him with heavy, flirtatious slang that makes his cock twitch inside his trousers. For more, read Understand Condom Sizes and Pleasure.
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Dress the part
Put on a tight dress and heels that make your ass look incredible.
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Play dumb
Give him a fake name when he asks and flirt like you just met.
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Up the stakes
Whisper filthy promises about what you want him to do to you in private.
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Make your move
Grab his hand and drag him to the bedroom with zero hesitation.
02The Hotel Hookup
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Book a room
Get a local hotel room or kick the kids out of the master suite.
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Arrive separately
He checks in first and you knock on the door five minutes later.
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Keep coats on
Keep your outerwear on while you inspect each other like fresh meat.
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Tear clothes off
Skip the small talk and rip his clothes off the second the door clicks shut.
There is something filthy about hotel sex that resets your brain. You are away from the laundry piles and the bills and all the boring domestic noise. He looks at you like you are the hottest piece of ass in the city and you let him take you against the door.
03The Boss and Secretary
Power dynamics make for screaming good orgasms when you flip your usual routine. You walk into his office wearing a pencil skirt and act like a nervous new hire who needs a stern talking to. He leans back in his chair and barks orders that make your core melt into a puddle of pure want.
- Call him sir and watch his ego swell up in the best way possible.
- Bend over his desk and let him slide inside you from behind without warning.
- Keep eye contact in the mirror while he spanks your bare ass until it is red.
04The Secret Admirer
Drop a suggestive note on the kitchen counter while he is in the shower detailing what you plan to do to him later. When he reads it, he becomes the pursuer and you become the prize he cannot wait to unwrap. This builds a slow burn all day long so you are both desperate by bedtime.
05The Accidental Bump
Pretend you bump into each other in a crowded elevator or a dark hallway and start making out like teenagers. You do not know his name and he does not know yours, which lets you shed all your long term relationship baggage in an instant. Push him against the wall and ride him until your legs turn to jelly.
- Keep your breathing heavy and your hands roaming over his chest.
- Whisper dirty demands right into his ear until he cums inside you.
- Kiss him hard until you both run out of breath and collapse on the floor.
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